Kingdom of loss

I don't understand when people say something is "new and improved". Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's a improvement, then there must be something before it, couldn't be new. In simpler terms, 'new' and 'improve' do not coexist.

On other notes and paper, I really hate kids. Especially those who can't grow up. Then again, I sound like one of them. Oh well. Yeah just forget it.