May the odds be ever in your favour.

I have been travelling quite a bit and my life for the past few weekends has been as such:

Either
1) I drink until I'm dead drunk, come home in the wee hours of the morning/past daybreak and immediately K.O on my bed, wake up the next day with a bloody hangover, and repeat the same process.

Or
2) I spend the day sober as hell, but break down into a million pieces when night falls and have to rely on cough medicine to make me drowsy because I would otherwise be unable to fall asleep.